Friday 20 May 2011

Funny but true!



1. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

2. My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.


3. Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.


4. Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.


5. It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.


6. They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.


7. Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you. 
8. Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something.


9. Real friends are the ones who appreciate and love anything you do.


10. Censored XXXXXXXXXX; it is better to say nothing rather than to make a disaster.





Teeheeeheeeheee :D

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